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(via fuckyeahrihanna)
Dec 15th

my main mission in life is to confuse...

so far so good
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th

@theiancrawford

siliconesaline: touch my body put me on the floor wrestle me around play with me some more ...
Dec 15th
nicole: my cousin gave me this college survival guide. it says "suck dick to fit in"
me: suck dick to fit in is such great advice omg
Dec 15th
trainwreck-: let me wrap my thighs all around your waist...
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"the situation"

charmyourwayout: billnye: is my type of guy
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tiger's wife mad

adjective (?) - the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and...
Dec 15th

emo = everybody mope openly

kudos, rolling stone. kudos.
Dec 15th
(via fuckyeahagynessdeyn)
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(via kissez)
Dec 14th

you're not the first, or the last, but...

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yrgod: this is prepubescent ryan ross kissing a girl with...
Dec 14th
my loves
Dec 14th
trainwreck-: miley cyrus - omg hbic haters to the left
Dec 14th

because i've been getting new followers

hi, hello, i’m tanzania but changing my name to katherine soon i’m 17 i’m a...
Dec 14th
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your ex-lover is dead - stars there’s one thing I have to say so I’ll be brave: you...
Dec 14th
“This kid in a wheel chair just bumped me. Does he think...”
— my best friend. omg I...
Dec 13th
“It’s always wrong to hate, it’s never wrong to love.”
— Lady GaGa on FUSE. (via...
Dec 13th

3346 songs in my iTunes.

n-n-nicky: What about you? 4,681
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i'm not black

i just have a really amazing tan
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kari-shma: Brand New | Mix tape
Dec 13th
(via vanitykills—-)
Dec 13th

yeeaaaahhhhh

Dec 13th

fist pumping action over here

Dec 13th
“Rap music is just computerized crap. I listen to Top of the...”
— George Harrison
Dec 13th

i'm clearly on a beatles kick.

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fuckyeahbeatles: (Submitted by specialkaaay)
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Reporter: Hi, you're not married.
George: No, I'm George.
Dec 13th
(via trainwreck-)
Dec 13th

Taylor Lautner is killing me rn

that twilight skit omg
Dec 13th
(via papertissue)
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damndamnfine: Luke Worrall
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lol aw
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i love that they have matching hair colors
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a beautiful mess - jason mraz
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in a flash, her heart is slain

you have to ask in all this pain: was your heart too soft? was your love in vain? was your kiss too...
Dec 12th
(via fallingcats)
Dec 12th

OMG IAN

MY HEART. IT IS YOURS.
Dec 12th
“Every bit of me is devoted to love & art.”
— Lady Gaga
Dec 12th
(via fuckyeahohnotheydidnt)
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blue skies - noah and the whale
Dec 11th
(via likeneelyohara)
Dec 11th
can i have him please omg
Dec 11th
look at him ;__;
Dec 11th

DAMMIT

I’m trying to stay home from school today, but my mom won’t let me. I told her I threw...
Dec 11th
honestly, this made my day. (I said I wasn’t going to...
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yrgod: carpios: @ryangosling @weareempires @travismtv
Dec 11th

apparently my boobs are famous

yesterday at the swim meet this girl asked Ashley, “is this tanzie?” & I said...
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thingsgohazy: mollytov:(via vild)
Dec 11th
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wearerussiandolls: Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer “If you want more love, why don’t you say...
Dec 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)
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willmccloud: Someday You Will Be Loved - Death Cab for Cutie you’ll be loved, you’ll...
Dec 10th
“I just farted, but you can’t smell it, so that’s...”
— oh william
Dec 10th
you’re always saving me
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(via fuckyeahhipsterkitty)
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(via thelovelybones)
Dec 10th

don't ask me for advice if you're not...

to be frank, I’m tired to wasting my time & energy with your issues. I love you, but learn...
Dec 10th
fuckyeahmeninsuits: warnthesun: darkeyeddreamer:(via...
Dec 10th
my heart
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(via dirtylittlestylewhore) hey jackson hey
Dec 9th
(via dirtylittlestylewhore) my loves
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(via uppereastside)
Dec 9th
There Is No Happily Ever After
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dearest eyelashes,

please stop raping my eyes. sincerely, tanzania.
Dec 9th

all i want is a nice, plain & simple...

like this one, but without the errors. lead the way?
Dec 9th
“I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I...”
— John Lennon
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John Lennon’s blood-stained glasses
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I got a snuggie

fuck yeah.
Dec 9th
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imagine - john lennon you may say i’m a dreamer, but i’m not the only one.
Dec 9th
fuckyeahbeatles: (via thisisthriller)
Dec 9th
Playboy: Do any of the rest of you have any plans to settle down?
George: Ringo and I are getting married.
Playboy: Oh? To whom?
George: To each other. But that's a thing you'd better keep a secret.
Dec 9th
malfoyy: “Do you ever stop eating?”
Dec 8th
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fuckyeahsnl: jordywordy: Rihanna & Shy Ronnie
Dec 8th
I hate it when people come into my house, use dishes, & leave without washing them. I...
Dec 7th
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youresosolo: TLC - Waterfalls
Dec 7th

Mozzarella sticks & cheesecake will be...

Dec 7th
Warch Watch
breathtaking: Saturday Night Live - The Situation Room
Dec 7th
feelingfeisty: thephlipside: allwithin:
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Dec 6th
I don’t like her hair like this at all.
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goodnight.
Dec 6th

I love Harry Potter just as much as the...

christinealexandra: almost-there: 1991: almost-there: but if I see a spoiler on my...
Dec 6th

I love Harry Potter just as much as the...

1991: almost-there: but if I see a spoiler on my dashboard before I get to read the rest of the...
Dec 6th

I love Harry Potter just as much as the...

but if I see a spoiler on my dashboard before I get to read the rest of the books I will shit a...
Dec 6th

You can't just take people's potato...

Dec 6th
Warch Watch
sacagawea: lipglossblack: Rihanna and Shy Ronnie SNL Saturday Night Live Peformance (via...
Dec 6th

"This is your mother?"
"Well by marriage, not vagina."
Dec 6th

"When dryness lingers,

GET SOME CREAM ON THOSE FINGERS: VAGISIL”
Dec 6th
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gone - *nsync
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omfg
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aw yeah

1991: your gifs kill me omg
Dec 6th
i always find it really interesting when i post something & someone reblogs it & takes off...
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(via fashionfever)
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recreant: gym class heroes - viva la white girl take your razor, break down my line. put your nose...
Dec 5th

omfg

ian came on the screen & i legit screamed out loud. what is wrong with me omg.
Dec 5th
“I’m just a freak in general.”
— oh really, brendon?
Dec 5th
I give this face at least 5 times a day.
Dec 5th
(via uppereastside) you don’t have to tell me twice.
Dec 5th

IT'S FINALLY SNOWING!!!!

(via 1991) it’s still raining in queens. :|
Dec 5th
Penelope Cruz
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titanics: mmm oh
Dec 5th
titanics: rollrightover:firsttoolast:(via...
Dec 5th
I found this in the girls bathroom of a high school today....
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(via fuckyeahladygaga) would buy
Dec 5th
things I want for christmas: • a cat • a MacBook • a new iPod things I’m...
Dec 5th
thedisco: he’s the man with the magic touchhhh
Dec 5th

"sharing: it's what kids do."

false. i never shared anything.
Dec 5th
gleeky: Glee 112 (“Mattress”) Sue: “And what if I were...
Dec 5th
(via affair)
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everythingharrypotter: (via fuckyeahtomfelton)
Dec 5th
fashionfever: death-of-swagg: (via fallingoveryou) ...
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(via affair)
Dec 5th
my crushes~
Dec 5th
(via vanitykills—-)
Dec 5th
want
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Dec 4th

If you ever felt..

secondstar05: arcs-en-ciel: lunacyfringe:gormless: If you ever felt alone If you ever felt...
Dec 4th
fuckyeahpyts: repentchild: (via nelliox93) my life.
Dec 4th
took four tests. passed them all. got a hundred on one. fuck yeah.
Dec 4th
tatmanblue: (via laurenjoan)
Dec 4th
titanics: lethifolds: quarterandakiss: ...
Dec 4th
“When you are what you are, it’s hard not to be that.”
— Patrick Stump
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christinealexandra: PERFECT TIMING! omg
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chillin’ - wale featuring lady gaga
Dec 4th

Guys are like buses. If you miss that...

yrgod: (via unpunk) or, it’s like that episode of spongebob where he just cannot catch that damn...
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(via thepulpgirls)
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“if you’re gonna talk shit, leave, bitch.”
— oh, danny
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birdandtheworm7: Guess who’s getting HarryPotter and the Half Blood Prince for X-mas to complete...
Dec 4th
oh
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bsidetomytongue: AKA HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE CARDEN!!
Dec 4th
my teacher told me that when I first came into her class the other teachers thought I had a weave. I...
Dec 4th
(via yrgod)
Dec 3rd
the best
Dec 3rd

I just want to be better than your...

Dec 3rd
kissez: submitted by Brittany
Dec 2nd
“I was young & full of shit & it ruled. Now I’m...”
— Andy Hurley
Dec 2nd
(via fuckyeahrihanna)
Dec 2nd
trainwreck-: Lady GaGa in the January issue of Elle...
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
(via mmitchelldaviss)
Dec 2nd
^__^
Dec 2nd

So, here is how it goes, You tag five...

yrgod: ihatemuggles:rollrightover:xxashleyrose: 1. i have a really messed up sleeping...
Dec 2nd
(via somethingintellectual)
Dec 2nd
“A lot of his fans think I said what I did because I want to...”
— Rihanna on her Diane Sawyer...
Dec 2nd
titanics: alfalfa and darla, otp forever
Dec 1st
thedailywhat: World AIDS Day 2009: Protect yourself. ...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
recreant: 1991:acitycalledcoma: Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana oh yes
Dec 1st
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1991: playmynerves: A Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing — This Providence
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i appreciate you, david beckham
Dec 1st
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you’re gone - something corporate
Dec 1st
snuh: thedg3: misanthropy-pure oh, my heart
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